'Eleanor Williams'
by Ken Weinstein
performed with Jud Bowman, Yi-Ching Ong, and Isaac See (?) at the RSI '98 Talent Show
Ah... look at all the former Rickoids.
Ah... look at all the former Rickoids.
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all come from?
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all belong?
Eleanor Williams,
Picks up the flour from the 'Yard where the Wackies have been...
Look at her grin.
Last year her leg broke.
This year she just tries to splash water onto Alok.
This song is a joke.
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all come from?
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all belong?
Martin Stiaszny,
Combusting with nerds in a stairway where no CP's see,
Please don't torch me!
Douglas Heimburger,
Secretly runs all Athena from behind the scenes,
Latex's in his genes.
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all come from?
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all belong?
Dan Kaganovich,
Only leaves work when it's time to convene for bedcheck,
Favorite beer? It's Beck's?
Ramesh Johari,
Picks up the leaves from the room where his birthday has been,
When does Amit break in?
{music stops}
Whenever he wants to...
{restart}
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all come from?
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all belong?
Ray and Ann Jones,
He rocks at frisbee; she spikes monkeys' food with cocaine,
and dissects their brains.
H. Clifford Bowman,
Works at the job that once was property of Maite,
Good rhyme: Kendrick Kay.
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all come from?
All the former Rickoids -- where do they all belong?